Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018

The Brown Yo-Yo

When you need to take a shit and you can’t so you push it back

Yesterday I was in the city and I was shitting my pants but I couldn’t find a bathroom... I had to play the brown yo-yo for a while

by The Pastrami Bros December 28, 2019

Doctor Emmet Brown

A name used to describe a person(?) with an ego such that if it were any larger, NASA would be sending a probe to investigate it.

Time traveling paradox creating morons (Doctor Emmet brown)

by A real physicist July 24, 2012

Brown rub down

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.

Shut up woman before I give yo the brown rub down

by Tree aka travis May 16, 2023