Rick: Did you see Paul last night?
Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!
Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!
Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
by I catch dinosaurs September 28, 2011
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Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.
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Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.
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Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.
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"aight my boy 'be out one the ghost' wait what the fuck does that mean. Dude just be out one the ghost
by Loogus January 31, 2008
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Get the The e-vile one mug.Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.
When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"
by draegerfrog March 10, 2005
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Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship
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