New Jersey Pole Skunk

When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.

"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"

by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009

New Castle Hose Fucking

Shoving a hose up someone's ass and turning the water on while having sex.

Damn, that girl got freaky when I gave her a new castle hose fucking.

by annamanna February 6, 2010

tear a new one

tear a new one; a way of getting a job..wen u observe ppl not working and being more cliquey and in consultative mode as opposed to getting things done..

when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the shit that is fermenting there in the workplace.

tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..

man..im gonna tear a new one.. these bitches a new extra a$$hole for sho..

by Imgoingtotearyoubitchesup October 28, 2010

New Jersey Double Down

The New Jersey Double Down is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a KFC double down and putting it into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "New Jersey" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Double Down'" the female who has recieved the KFC Double Down. In New Jersey, you see, good old white boys, when bored, would fuck any girl that moves including the delicious KFC double down (Which your life fully sucks when you dont try it so stop reading this and go to Kentucky Fried Chicken right now and try it instead of wasting your pointless lives) To properly perform the New Jersey Double Down follow-up procedure, one must take a nice fresh hot KFC double down onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs the colonel sauce in which that explode out all over her (including her nipples). By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully New Jersey Double Downing the girl... repeating, naturally.

Yo guys! Did you see that hot ass girl Kim lately? Man, i just want to give her the New Jersey Double Down.

by jupaoflam December 11, 2010

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

by bob June 22, 2006

new hartford marching band

The best marching band in the world!!!! Got firts place a few times at dome. :-)

Wow, I wish I was in the new Hartford marching band spartans, not the medina mustangs!!!!

by heyyy44444444455555 November 14, 2011

new canaan country school

A school w/ good academics...but thats about it
a lot of the people suck and are rich and spoiled

"I go to New Canaan Country School, and I just got a pony, a wii, a macbook, an ipod, a puppy and clothes for christmas!"

by Jose Gonzales Jr January 16, 2008