Bust-a-nut-itis

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.

Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "

by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011

Butt Nut Stretch

Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.

"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."

Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.

by Herpalous flotus April 21, 2008

nigerian nut sock

A Nigger cums in a sock

Oh that damn nigger gave me a Nigerian nut sock

by BigBlackBoyy63 August 8, 2018

grab some nuts

When your buddy lets his wife or girlfriend carry the junk.

why don't you grab some nuts so we can go for a beer you pussy.

by bushdawg May 22, 2008

sausage and a can of nuts

a phrase used to refer to the male genitals.

that slut wants a sausage and a can of nuts.

by drfreshdude January 17, 2008

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

Hat nuts

a scrotum with a tiny hat as if to imply that the nuts are saying to a pretty girl, "What up baby, how you doin' tonight? I'm ready for you 'cuz I got my little hat on."

"Sherry's comin' over tonight and I'm gonna give her hat nuts."
"Has john ever given you hat nuts?"
"I heard he had hat nuts for 72 hours straight."

by Billy Sue August 24, 2007