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The pussy crunch

This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
by Chris Dott May 21, 2009
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Pink Pussied

when a guy starts being intimate with a girl but does not make her finish because he has already finished or he just doesn’t know nor does he want to.
my boyfriend just went home and he left me pink pussied, AGAIN.
by JackyWaldorf April 24, 2020
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lit pussy

When a woman shoves a lamp up her vagina and turns it on.
Daddy: That's a lit pussy!
Fam: Ikr!!
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx October 21, 2017
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Basement Pussy

Also known as buttpussy. A butthole that has served is a center for penetration, either by object or human.
"Johnny's basement pussy ached after his vacation in Franklin County Jail"
by atleast6characters February 4, 2014
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pussy letter

when a pussy writes a mean breakup letter and leaves a cd with reference to a specific breakup song

AND/OR

leaving an unexpected emo letter, on a cheap, white plastic lawn chair, by a pool, near a door (often used for entrance and exit), to a home, in a quiet, upper-middle class neighborhood.

AND/OR

expecting the recipient to be a mind-reader and on the same page.
your pussy letter and cd don't impress me much

leave me alone
by too complicated, bye bye May 10, 2013
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Lower Pussy

Pussy of a lower quality. Such as ugly or fat girls. Girls occupying the lower base of the totem pole.
Brandon never gets any dimes, he only pulls lower pussy.
by GoldenMessiah March 12, 2014
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Pussy hammer

She was horny when she came to my crib so I bent her over the couch and gave her that pussy hammer
by Lord Scumbag April 7, 2017
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