ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021

Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents have sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Peter: Having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022

mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

by Densest March 1, 2017

ure mom gey

This is an inslut shaming your mother for being homosexual, even thou its more often used as a word to end small talk.

Ure mom gey And that is the only example

by OLUIKJYHTGRFADS November 15, 2017

Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 2, 2019

ur mom abc 123 yay

Ur mom abc 123 yay is the worst user of urban dictionary. If your user is this then I feel sorry. This person is the worst to be friends with! If you ever come across them then contact the authorities because they will try and harass you. They have wrote a hurtful hate speech towards everyone who’s named Eshal! If you search “Eshal” EXACTLY Eshal spelled with a capital E and scroll down then you’ll find a definition made by them saying that anyone named Eshal sucks.

Person 1 : Hey! Your mom abc 123 yay just tried to harass me! She called me ugly too 😕
Person 2 : Don’t worry, she’s a low life and only bullies other to feel cool and loved!

by donateurcat April 17, 2022