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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad
by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021
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big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O--

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style
ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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