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chainsaw eyes

A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.
I'm not dating that chick, those chainsaw eyes scare me...
by anonymous September 13, 2020
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Clear Eyes

Clear Eyes eye drops relieve dry, red, itchy eyes. Whether or not you wear contact lenses
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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bleeding eye

Become red Sans
Owen fucking punched me in the eye and now I have a bleeding eye like I’m red Sans!
by Antesma March 16, 2021
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eye-watering

some kind of invented adjective that describes either an experience like sticking your head out of a moving airplane or seeing something so appetizing that saliva actually streams out of your eyes.
The sushi there is eye-watering!
by Pooleside January 21, 2024
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Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012
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