The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
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Get the John Kim mug.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
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