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Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.
Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
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Forest Rock

A derogatory term used when talking about new wave of Black Metal (namely American bands) remarking shift in lyrical themes from death and darkness to nature and loneliness, and improving the quality of production. Used mostly by Black Metal purists so they can distant themselves from people the consider "untrue".
Person 1: Been listening to some Black Metal recently?
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.
by chaseme2thesky December 14, 2014
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surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.
by Brewing logic November 20, 2016
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Roof Rock

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.
by A Rock Geologist May 24, 2018
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Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.
That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.
by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018
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rock pee

the (water) that drips from the cave ceiling (originated from jimmy's brain)
look there is rock pee in over there
by Iwillreturnsonha August 17, 2024
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Rock and Roll

Person 1: AC/DC are the silent leaders of rock and roll.
Person 2: Hell yeah man!
by rocknrollsuperstar September 28, 2018
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