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John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
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john mikko

A John Mikko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Mikko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Mikko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Mikko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Mikko.
John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.
by ANONYMOUS.LY November 23, 2021
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John Rana

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."
by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022
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John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.
"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"
by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
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John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
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john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018
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Michael John

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020
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