slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

Flame job

You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.

You my friend just got a Flamejob.

Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.

by Ron691999 June 12, 2022

spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off

Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night

by The long legs November 4, 2023

pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 6, 2024

triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome

by Daman4836 January 14, 2023

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.

For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.

by Warbayne August 9, 2023