One Eyed Pedophile

A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.

GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.

GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?

GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE

by catdogmancowfichboiboy April 15, 2009

wake one over

1. To verbally take someone down
2. To beat someone up

1. I got so pissed off at what a bitch Samantha was being that I totally waked one over on her ass.

2. Joe is going to wake one over on Bobby so bad he won't be able to walk for days.

by synchrohobbit March 9, 2006

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate

i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.

by assplunder October 29, 2003

one eyed worm

Penis, Dick

Oh look, his one eyed worm is taking a peek!

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

one eight seven

it is a code number that pigs (cops) use on thier radios. gangsters and hoodlums and hollywood and various other groups of people have begun using this code as slang.

april 6, 1992. los angles.

by who dat January 8, 2005

one night fruck

a one night stand with a close friend.

Alan and I had a one night fruck a few months ago - obviously it wasn't good otherwise we'd still be doing it!

by Ers514 January 2, 2006