rescue penis 911

A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.

Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.

by Jeff Abbott June 1, 2006

penis face mcgee

Somebody who has the last name of mcgee and has multiple penises growing out of their head, whether due to birth defects or exposure to illegally high levels of radiation.

Wow i hope my first kid doesnt turn out to be a penis face mcgee.

by Penis Face McGee February 21, 2006

the purple penis mobile

Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!

Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!

by Father Gauge May 5, 2008

Affirmative action penis

A man of majority ethnicity who noticeably favors a minority partner.

Jack has an affirmative action penis, he specializes in international relations.

by Present AA Member May 16, 2018

Penis sucker 4000

The meaning of ps4

Bro you have a penis sucker 4000 ur a gay

by Poopyboynigg November 18, 2020

hot dog penis

the act of putting a persons ballsack over their erect penis, forming a hot dog penis.

"did you guys ever try doing the hot dog penis?"

by alllm August 26, 2016

Penie pinch challenge

Noun

A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.

Chads peepee leaked therefore he failed the penie pinch challenge.

by Hankywienieman June 3, 2018