Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

Ur Mom

A fat hoe with childern who are utter failures.

"Your' gay" "That's not what ur mom said last night"

by Dean Baquet April 7, 2022

brooklyns mom

The single most attractive woman of all time. Every guy that sees her instantly falls in love with her.

I like this girl bro, she looks like brooklyns mom.

HOLY SHIT BRO marry her now!

by Urmomsaguy69420 December 10, 2023

mom martentezs

the power of the most powful zar bomba in the world

mom martentezs eat chiken

by Monke semans September 24, 2019

Your mom

she is fat

"hey your mom" said by eight year old

by anonymous June 3, 2021

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020

Braxtons mom

Yes Braxtons mom was indeed taken and ravaged by the Almighty Colonel chubby now braxton may not want to admit this or own up to the truth but there is nothing he can do to escape this reality. Ma ma has been pounded by a god like figure. Stay mad

Braxtons mom is hawt

by kayl is fat March 13, 2025