No nut November

It’s we’re all the men keep there hands if they dick

Don’t beat yo meat bitch it’s no nut November

by Youngdudu69 November 1, 2019

Scruffy Nuts

scruffy nuts

1. Term for your underperforming ghetto intern.

2. Something you get after your ole lady wants you to match her pubic style

1. Hey Scruffy Nuts! Where's dat cup Coffee biatch?

2. The ole lady, she sayz "You aints touchin' me wit da fro in yous pants!" SOz I'zhafed my bags an nows I a trippin with the scruffy nuts!...

by The Moss's Ass January 21, 2005

No nut november

No nut November is when no one can nut for a whole month but there is one cheat day and thats the 13th so good luck guys

Guy:have you lost no nut November yet?
Guy2: no but tomorrow is the 13th so i get to tm cause its no nut November cheat day

by :) and i oop:) skskks November 3, 2019

nut huggers

guys wearing tight jeans

Greg J. who wears nut huggers to SMHS every day!!!!

by Someone who isnt dumb May 16, 2008

nut twaddler

one who twaddles nuts. derogatory.

by Rev. Sprice July 21, 2003

Phat nut

Synonymous with “Big Mood” in a positive situation. See “slender nut” for a negative mood. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Zach: I LOVE Highschool Musical man
Sarah: phat nut

by Cawcaw June 19, 2018

Nuts In My Eyes

When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.

Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.

by Pyr3 December 16, 2008