Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008

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brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.

Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.

by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018

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Girl with Browning tattoo

These types of girls not only dip copenhagen long cut and shot gun bud heavy’s, but also partake in meth.

“That girl with browning tattoo was cool until she got that tattoo and started smoking meth.”

by Real_dude1 February 11, 2022

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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.

Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018

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Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

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Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

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