catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

Cat

A furry animal

That's a cat

by Elllllll December 8, 2019

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

cats

they are nice but as soon as u wake up they will turd on ur face

cats

by ieurdiewd September 22, 2019

The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 17, 2014

Cat

A feline friend until the very end,willing to stay with you when you’re down,and have the UNNATURAL ability to make EVERYTHING fall from a counter..... Strange!
A small domesticated mammal with soft fur,short snout,and retractable claws. It is widely kept was a pet for catching mice/rats/gerbils/hamsters/geunia pigs/chinchillas.

The cat would always come at about 12:00 in the afternooon for me to feed it. I always felt bad because I couldn’t take it home with me.

by Willow the Hybrid March 11, 2019