Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008

brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.

Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.

by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018

Dirty Brown Water

A southern term for white trash.

Angels kids have turned out to be nothing more than dirty brown water.

by bigwhitecockerspaniel November 6, 2018

Girl with Browning tattoo

These types of girls not only dip copenhagen long cut and shot gun bud heavy’s, but also partake in meth.

“That girl with browning tattoo was cool until she got that tattoo and started smoking meth.”

by Real_dude1 February 11, 2022

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.

Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018