new york mike

doesn't smoke pot.

new york mike doesnt smoke pot.

by sky May 14, 2003

New Philadelphia High School

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

by rst8 November 4, 2011

New Orleans Street Cleaner

Verb-
The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.

1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.

2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."

by willy b. bumper January 10, 2012

New York City Welcome

When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.

James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.

by bkguy October 1, 2013

new york oatmeal bowl

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.

i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018

New Hampshire Riot Juice

Like a vodka and soda, but instead of soda water, use White Claw. Strong af and hydrating at the same time. guaranteed to end the night in a brawl.

Got loaded on New Hampshire Riot Juice last night and ended up killing a police officer with his own service weapon! lolololol

by leftshoe February 26, 2020

Shiny New Toy Syndrome

The feeling you get in a long term relationship when you develop a crush on someone else for a short period of time.

I love James and i'd never leave him, but i think i have a slight crush on Will! Ugh i must have shiny new toy syndrome, it'll pass in a week!

by feelingprettygay January 22, 2017