poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Poop

A delicious meal that goes well with ham

I want to eat that poop

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

Poop Fiasco

A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.

I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.

by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 2, 2020

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023

Poopy poop poop

Poopy poop poop is a perfume scent, a lotion scent, hand sanitizer, etc. (otherwise known as the best smell and thing on earth). Poopy poop poop is also a first class food, usually only bought by elites. Poopy poop poop is also a sex term so if u wanna have sex with someone, just say poopy poop poop

guy - Hey girlie, poopy poop poop

girl - les go to bathroom boi

by yuh_moan January 18, 2023

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

Butt poop

Poop

Hey did you just butt poop
Yes

by Me is cool I eeee October 16, 2020