donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed

John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

by Clypse:] January 21, 2009

Palm Beach Nuts

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!

"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Whats his nuts

Another saying in place of "Whats his face?"

A..."Hey! isn't the guy you were talking about earlier?''
B..."Who?"
A..."O whats his nuts."

by lilp123 April 23, 2013

Busted A Honey Nut

A big fat one that's really thick, almost like honey.

Girl: Mom!

Mom: What?

Girl: Billy just busted a honey nut into my cereal!

by Weirdo Sheep November 17, 2018

Louisiana Lug Nut

When you nut on a girls bellybutton and plug it with the tip of your weiner

Did yall hear she got a Louisiana Lug Nut last night?

by Tbar3 March 26, 2019

nut in your gut

when someone nut's in your gut through the butt

bro, I just nut in your gut im so sorry.

All good bro, its just protein at the end of the day.

by theduckhunter May 6, 2020