Pre-Nut Delirium

The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.

Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.

See also: Post-Nut Clarity.

Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"

Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"

by the3ronas April 20, 2023

Suck my nuts

Someone who sucks another man's nuts. Probably will lead to oral sex and ejaculation

Keith carridian "kung Fu the legend" he wanted for someone to use this term either suck my nuts or dick. Keith wound jump into action on his knees, point of no return feels to good.

by Cumdepsority March 3, 2022

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

by Clypse:] January 21, 2009

Dog Nutted Outfit

This is to refer to someone that is being dumb

Johny stop being a Dog Nutted Outfit and do it right

by Bubba2bad44 March 4, 2022

nut in your gut

when someone nut's in your gut through the butt

bro, I just nut in your gut im so sorry.

All good bro, its just protein at the end of the day.

by theduckhunter May 6, 2020

No nut November rules

The rule is if you have a girlfriend, and you lose no nut November she wins. So if she wins then that means you must do whatever she wants until dick down December.

Hommie #1:"ffs!"
Hommie #2:"what?"
Hommie #1:"I lost NNN, and now I have to do whatever my gf wants"
Hommie #2:"well shat. Ig it's no nut November rules"

by TheGreatestPersonYoullMeet November 2, 2021

Louisiana Lug Nut

When you nut on a girls bellybutton and plug it with the tip of your weiner

Did yall hear she got a Louisiana Lug Nut last night?

by Tbar3 March 26, 2019