half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.

JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.

by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016

Scene Kid

a kid which finds out all the gossip going round people; or somehow manages to be on the scene when it happens.
they generally know everything that goes on.

That Georgie is such a Scene Kid.

by Geeema May 2, 2008

Cool Kid

A kid who is cool, like Connor.

'I like that cool kid Connor, hes cooler than all the n1gg4s in the world!'

by Some Gay Ass Nigger December 2, 2016

Sweater Kid

A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions!

Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O

by themostawesomestdudeever July 27, 2008

Scene kids

Scene kids are preps who TRY to be emo, but EPICALLY FAIL ssoo much that they created a new type of people called "scene". The general appearance is quite similar to emo, but the attitude and bitch flair is seemingly much like snobby preps (with much of a so-called emo"badass" additude) they screamo (also a fail for them) about sex drugs getting laid by fat chicks and make fun of emos. Sometimes. Their hair is much more colorful than an emos and so is their wardrobe plus most of them ARE the actual "gays" and "fags" that the general audience mistakens for "emos". Which is quite a sad thing for emos -being called gay fags when it's really the scenes.

Tiffany- I'm like oh. Em. Gee! I'm soooo scene kids!! Lovin life and shit!

Jennifer- like yeahhh. I loovvvee you girl! Oh- look it's Sterling that HAWT scene dude!! Oh em gee. Oh em gee.

Sterling-hay babes. Wanna fuck?

by Messylilgurrll August 2, 2011

tease the fat kid

To masteurbate.

Realizing that Doug was spending way too much time in the bathroom, Brad concluded that he must be teasing the fat kid.

by Sweet Sweetback July 13, 2003

Post-Hardcore Kid

Self righteous, ray ban wearing, hair slicking, elitists in a music scene, who see themselves as superior to everyone around them. Generally, they don't play in bands, or if they did it was several years ago and they are resting on the laurels of their mediocre success. See everyone around them as inferior and fake, despite the likelihood that the people they are targeting are more genuine than the Post-Hardcore Kid. The kind of pompous shit heads that taint music scenes.

Post-Hardcore Kid:

You don't like (insert band here) you're a fucking poser

Kid:

Uh ok

by Pissed Off Steve September 8, 2013