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John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)
“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”
by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023
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john

that's john, i wish i was him
by hugewithfourus September 18, 2021
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Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return
I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head
by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025
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John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people
by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022
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Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.
by Nocaerc January 8, 2020
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ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John
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John Riccitiello

Former EA CEO and Unity CEO, among other things.

In the gaming sphere, those who know of him have a very negative opinion of him, for good reasons. He is part of the easily hatable executives in the video game industry, think of Andrew Wilson and Bobby Kotick, who somehow don’t have much interest in it, yet is in high positions. People like him have shitty ideas that somehow get implemented, ruinning the gaming industry.

In 2013, while he was CEO of EA, he suggested to investors (who they too have no idea or actual interest in the gaming industry except the money) that in the Battlefield FPS, players could pay to reload if they no longer have ammo. In the audio it is so clear he doesn’t play games in anyway, thinking just being a whale is enough. He would later resign due to EA’s financial performance

In 2023, he tried to implement a fee for simply downloading a Unity Game, not for buying the game, no; for downloading. So if you wanted to fuck someone over, just install and uninstall their game and they would have to pay. Ultimately, the good thing is that he and others would resign, thinking that the world just “doesn’t get having so much money”, but the damage was done. (See Enshittification) Unity would later change its fees to be more reasonable, but most developers who worked with the engine had moved away.

Goes to show that money can save your ass when you fuck up so bad that people think you’re doing it on purpose or are just THAT incompetent and out-of-touch…
John Riccitiello just announced he would resign as Unity’s CEO, due to the runtime fee fiasco. Though many developers have stated that even then they will not return to Unity to develop future projects due to a lack of trust thanks to how this awful decision could’ve been made reality.

Nobody likes people like him. Kids, don’t be like him. And whales, unless you got a gambling addiction or some other problem; you’re also part of the problem
by SomeAutisticAce December 18, 2024
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