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Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017
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Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
by Oscar63 September 12, 2020
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Tim Michael Brown

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.
Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.
by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023
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chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence
Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally
by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022
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Brown water rafting

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out
I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.
by EOGUY July 24, 2015
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Brown hole junky.

One who cannot get enought of a place they should not be.
by TBonePicket July 23, 2011
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Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.
Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.
by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019
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