you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

Busted A Honey Nut

A big fat one that's really thick, almost like honey.

Girl: Mom!

Mom: What?

Girl: Billy just busted a honey nut into my cereal!

by Weirdo Sheep November 17, 2018

busted a nut laughing

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."

by halfassed October 22, 2017

Whats his nuts

Another saying in place of "Whats his face?"

A..."Hey! isn't the guy you were talking about earlier?''
B..."Who?"
A..."O whats his nuts."

by lilp123 April 23, 2013

Bust A Nut Day

On November 11 you can bust a nut and not break NNN

Brad: It’s November 11 you know what that means

Kyle: no I don’t

Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN

by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020

Hayden Nut-son

when a chick gets boned by her sexy buff byfriend and then the girls brother comes in then her brother and her boyfriend start fucking her in every way possible vaginal, anal, oral, all at once ect...

my mans sister was getting fucked and hes like hold up leme pull a hayden nut-son real quick because i love fucking my sister up the ass.

by spankasorusrexiepoo May 16, 2011

donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed

John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018