I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

by Marissa The Great April 20, 2006

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES

RAAAHHHH RAHHHHHH

Boa Hancock: "Why don't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"

Luffy: " SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH"

by LUFFYFRUITLOVER6969 September 14, 2022

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.

the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007

liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:

Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009