Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018

Poop

Meaning of thot. Or hoe ,whore . Mid 2000s

Yo bro she’s a poop, poop ass bitch

by DonGotti the great June 6, 2018

poop nuts

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

by pingydingy November 8, 2023

Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

by anonymous January 30, 2025

poop

a thing that comes out of your butt and its brown and stick and it smells a lot.

Dad: Did you poop your pants!
Baby: Yes its very sticky!

by BigHi123 June 13, 2018

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

Poop

Poop, or commonly worded as a "little shat," is the organism that comes out of your rear and plops right in the toilet. Now, when you take a "little shat," it fills you're bathroom up with toxic fumes that no one should breathe in. But, even if stinky or vile, poop is the key factor in benefiting the survival of humans and organisms, so keep your butt dirty and stinky, as by doing so you'll save every last living creature for years to come! stinky sticky brown yummy

"You're dog had to go and poop in my garden, oh and you're doing it too!"

by Squit_Facts May 22, 2019