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Don't Nut December

You know, Novembers kinda a weird month to not nut. So why not December? Maybe Even Both?
"Hey, Did you do No Nut November?" "Yeah, But I'm gonna do Don't Nut December too."
by zenyylol November 30, 2021
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Busted A Honey Nut

A big fat one that's really thick, almost like honey.
Girl: Mom!

Mom: What?

Girl: Billy just busted a honey nut into my cereal!
by Weirdo Sheep November 17, 2018
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you absolute nut

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.
by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018
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busted a nut laughing

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."
by halfassed October 22, 2017
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No nut November rules

The rule is if you have a girlfriend, and you lose no nut November she wins. So if she wins then that means you must do whatever she wants until dick down December.
Hommie #1:"ffs!"
Hommie #2:"what?"
Hommie #1:"I lost NNN, and now I have to do whatever my gf wants"
Hommie #2:"well shat. Ig it's no nut November rules"
by TheGreatestPersonYoullMeet November 2, 2021
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Pre-Nut Delirium

The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.

Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.

See also: Post-Nut Clarity.
Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"

Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"
by the3ronas April 20, 2023
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Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.
P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.
by Clypse:] January 21, 2009
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