The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

Unsuspecting brown force

When you’re going to use the bathroom (#1) and you let out a fart and shit unexpectedly comes out. Similar to a shart, but you’re not wearing pants and you’re sitting on the toilet.

Can also be referred to as “brown thunder”.

Person 1 “BRB bro - I gotta go take a leak!”

Person 2 “ Okay I’ll wait here for you.”
15 min later..*person 1 returns*
Person 1 “ Sorry I took so long - I thought I just had to pee but I got hit with the unsuspecting brown force!!!”

by snortyP May 15, 2021

Generic Brown Person

Some one from the Middle East or India.

I called tech support at Apple, but all i got was a Generic Brown Person.

by Orwhaleca March 3, 2010

Mc Hash Brown

The act of having sex with a girl where you lay your dick out on the bed. The girl than menstruates her period blood on your cock showing a direct correlation of when Morgan Spurlock put fancy ketchup on his has brown in the documentary Super Size Me.

Bro I am the virginity thief because she didn't know what a Mc Hash Brown is.

by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

Rob brown line

The biggest line known to man that only rob could consume.

A rob brown line. Bigger than the que for mcdonalds after lockdown

by Robb2020 June 7, 2020

brown canal sandwich

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015