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velcro wallets are bad 

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

Fatty wallop 

To score a goal in a game of pork skin.
I say, our team got a fatty wallop against New England, my dear boy.
Fatty wallop by Onesto November 28, 2021

Johnay waller

Johnay is a very nice girl but tj(the kid in my class) is very mean ta ha calling her names but other than that i have a lot of friends her bestfriends names should be ? find out yourself?be a johnay!
hey guess what im friends with Johnay Waller! 2: Who's Johnay Waller? 1: A very nice girl!
Johnay waller by NayNayy_Waller December 1, 2021

Fourth Wall Fall Wave 

When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).
Wile E. Coyote is the undisputed master of the Fourth Wall Fall Wave.

The walls are white today 

A sentence to say you feel anxious, you want to cry snd you want to leave
*people talking*

Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”

Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”

*leaving*

Milk wall 

A place full of inbreads. Everyone claims benefits in this village. Full of drug dealers that live in shitty flats. All houses are absolute shitholes worth about 20 grand. Noutourisly known for accommodating one of Britains biggest drug dealing gangs the Gloucestershire Smackheads who was connected to the biggest Drug group in the UK. Full of gypsies.
Milk wall by Billy boys February 2, 2022