god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

Kush Gods

The gods or goddesses taking care of stoners who may be dry. They present offerings during dry times, which manifest as dime bags on sidewalks, or a big nug you find in the carpet.

Dude I found 1g nug in the carpet! Praise the Kush Gods!

by EYELND May 9, 2023

God

Leighton Howey

“Look at that God”
“Yes, that’s Leighton Howey”

by Hsvbs dnsks October 25, 2020

God dildo

Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21

Hey god dildo! KUT KIND

by paggaslager21 September 1, 2018

ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.

Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!

by Murph the Kenzo May 6, 2021

God Yammit

A play on the phrase 'God Dammit', usually directed at someone with a large nose.

"Look at his nose, bruh, it's big as shit; shit looks like a yam."

"God Yammit!"

by whatujugg November 7, 2025

ISO Gods

The glory of all 2k teams. All other teams strive to be as immaculate as this team is

“Bro let’s make a 2k team” “Why?” “I wanna be like the ISO Gods”

by ISOGODMINGER October 29, 2019