one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

philip with one l

Someone who has corrected people mis-spelling their name so many times that he accepted that he's name os spelled with a double "L"

Friend texting Philip: Hey Phillip, do you want to split a G ?

Philip replying:(with deep anguish and despair) It's spelled philip with one l , but yeah sure whatever...

by EdenHazard's Cousin October 13, 2018

one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

shady one time

a dirty cop ; tricky cop pulls you over for no reason

Man you just see the shady one time roll through doe?

by Zachary kush October 5, 2006

One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.

Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."

by scoop88 December 6, 2009

Daddy Anointed One

A man who fuck you so good that he had to be sent from god

Daddy Anointed One the only one getting this Pussy

by ReddCarter January 13, 2020