Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

The term "sweatin like nigga on a rape charge" dates right back as far as to when white man, first layed eyes on a hard working black man sweatin as he ran his daily errands and went about his business.

Simon - Dude.. suss how much Clayton is sweatin today what the fuck

Adrian - Yeah man.. hes on a rape charge i bet you would be sweatin too cunt

Simon - No shit dude.. i definitely would be sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

by M Sizz January 11, 2017

Carve you open like a turkey

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016

looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd

Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

by staples are tasty July 21, 2021

what looks like half an apple

the other half

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

I like ya cut g

A man walks threw the suburbans looking for bald kids and slapping their heads. One kid was slapped while playing Minecraft and it was captured on video "I like ya cut g (Original)".

I like ya cut G

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity September 15, 2020