ill call you

Another way of saying "fuck you".
Girls do this too.

Melissa said "Tully, Im sorry I missed your party, Ill call you, we can hang out this weekend."

As you can expect, she didn't call back. I love it when people lie to me. :-(

by McKickazz July 1, 2006

I love you

The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.

Dan: I love you
Melissa: I love you too, honey.

by backslash April 22, 2005

I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."

The only person who ever loved you was your mother.

by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005

you shit yourself

You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.

When DD shit himself in the famous 'DD shit himself' incident. (you shit yourself)

by john joe bonner May 22, 2006

Cut you off

Someone who is done with all the crap you pull and all the fights you get in with them.

Brooke hated the way Cathy acted so she said I "cut you off"

by Xavierboolin October 14, 2016

well that sucks for you

A phrase uttered to allow the person receiving it that you don't give a shit about their problems.

Person 1: Damn, I got mud on my new sneakers!
Person 2: well that sucks for you

by MemphisMan November 26, 2013

you are my blood

means you r good friend, someone good for talking, laughing and hanging around

Cris: Thanks for your help! Trudell: No problem man, you are my blood!

by 1x2v3s September 4, 2010