John Jang

Chill Fudi this guy is really a demon frl he will stop you in your tracks n rob you styll.

yo dont go there your gonna get "John Janged"

by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025

Big John

Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.

"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

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"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."

by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016

wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023

John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of

John is annoying asf

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

John bello

A very mysterious young man who likes to sniff younger women, has a foot fetish and keeps little girls in his dungeon. He’s also the older brother of Maui. This is a very dangerous man be cautious if you see him

Omg John Bello let go

by Yourstepbro September 15, 2021

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

John

A very pretty and cute girl that most consider perfect

I really like that John

by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022