a rock

a term for a boner created by a certain autistic lad from oldham that’s in love w u after 1 convo🥴

i’ve got a rock

by rockcockcockrockkk June 28, 2019

Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 1, 2020

snake rock

when the bottom of your penis sticks to your ballsack usually due to sweat

I'm so tired of separating my snake rock i think i might just tuck it in my elastic waistband

by del inferno June 9, 2011

Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)

"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"

by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014

Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.

Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"

by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023

Rockes

Rockes the owner of a pixelmon server which has been alive for 8 years.

He has a very large penis but is also gay

Rockes: Play MC.Miragecraft.Net

Girls: omg hes so cute and he's gay !!

Guy's: ughh....

by MC.Miragecraft.net February 3, 2022

Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021