Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.

Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.

by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

uneducated goose penis

The best insult to give someone that has displayed no intelligence what so ever.

Drew is such an uneducated goose penis!

Why is there so many uneducated goose penis' here?

by The Basic January 8, 2014

static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

Mid Life Penis

When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.

Bobby is going through Mid Life Penis. He just took home another cocksucking drunk chick. I heard she puked on his dick.

by J,T, T, P June 22, 2008

Penis Fly Trap

A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off

that cheerleader is a penis fly trap

by Fishybass September 20, 2010

small penis complex

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.

Dillan has a Small Penis Complex.

by Guyyouhate August 29, 2016