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Smurf Nut Party

A smurf nut party is when several midgets have sex with one normal sized person
Yooooo I hosted a smurf nut party and I think the lil dude got me pregnant
by _NotRacistAtAll_ January 2, 2017
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the devil's third nut

When you line up three shots of alcohol and take them immediately following one another. There must be one shot of vodka, one shot of rum, and one shot of whiskey for this group of shots to appropriately be called "the devil's third nut". The shots serve as a metaphor for Lucifer's three testicles.
Friday night was the worst... I started off with the Devil's Third Nut at nine o'clock and I was already trashed.
by Melanie Sacks April 5, 2017
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Moldy Nut Special

When someone licks and sucks the nuts that are dirty and have been unshaven for quite some time while jherkin the gherkin.
Ben - "I haven't shaved or washed my nutsack in such a long time..."

Brian - "Maybe your woman will finally give you a moldy nut special!"
by Danigans July 19, 2010
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Bust a Nut

1) Darth Kieduss: If Disney turns Star Wars into a musical, I'm gonna bust a nut!
2) Snoop Dogg giving Lisa Lampinelli nicknames: Busta-Bust a nut in your face. And my face, Snoop-Chilli-Dogg-In-Your-Mutha-Fuckin-Mouth.
by DarthKieduss March 5, 2014
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grow on your nuts

Words used by Debi to Dan, referring to the buttermilk ranch pretzels purchased while listening to wing beneath my wings.
Debi told me the pretzels would grow on your nuts.
by Doug Heller April 14, 2005
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No nut November pass

In the month of November you have a pass to nut 🥜
by Kaylee septem November 3, 2019
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munchin on some nuts

when a chick or a guy nibbles on the balls while giving head.
(guy1)-dude last night when heather was givin me head she started munchin on my nuts!
(guy2)-damn!!!

Ex. munchin on some nuts
by kalee/kristen September 13, 2006
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