beat you to a pulp

To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.

I’m gonna come over there and beat you to a pulp!

by IGKYA53 January 25, 2021

Knock you up

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.

The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…

by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

Caught you in 4K

When somebody says something that exposes them in any way, they get caught in 4K, sometimes annoying tiktok kids use it randomly even if it doesn't make any sense.

Johnny: Does anyone else hate theyr dad? He's so mean to me
Becky: I know right! Like he abuses me!
Rick: REALLY BECKY? *Photo of her tweeting how much she loves her dad* CAUGHT YOU IN 4K📸

Johnny: I'm gay
Annoying tiktok kid: CAUGHT YOU IN 4K📸📸📸

by akselly March 12, 2021

The "Are You Cold?" Kiss

Possibly one of the greatest kiss ideas ever contrived. If one's boyfriend/girlfriend gets cold easily, and you happen to notice this while holding their hand during a romantic excursion, proceed to inquire whether they are cold. If the answer is yes, proceed to kissing them on the line of the jaw near their ear. Rinse and repeat as you kiss them on the cheek , jaw, and neck, all the while progressively getting closer to their lips. Kiss them with as much skill as you possess in a romantic way without going into full make-out mode. Once done, ask them "Sooo, are you cold now?". Congradulations, you've just executed the cutest kiss on the planet. All standard issue procedures such as a breath mint, good atmosphere, etc. still apply.

OMG! my boyfriend just did The "Are You Cold?" Kiss on me! it was soooooooooo cute. he's the most thoughtful boyfriend ever

by ec1ip7ic January 5, 2009

I hear you

'I hear you' or 'I hear ya'

Old hippie expression for accepting another persons statement/oppinion even if you do not agree with them, because you respect the other persons right to their own oppinion and freedom of expression and speech.

Asshole: Hitler had the right idea,
he was just an under-acheiver!
Hippie: Mmmkay, man... I hear you!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

You fucking whore

A gentle knock on a friend who for some reason or another has pissed you off a bit.
Nicked from a line in Arnie's seminial action-fest Commando

Friend "Hey man, I got that record you been looking for for years and I'm also paid more than you now"
You "You fucking Whore"

by That guy. January 26, 2005

you dun goofed

When you troll somebody really hard!!!
and consequences will never be the same

guy 1: so i herd you leik mudkipz

guy 2: no

guy 1: so i herd you leik mudkipz

guy 2: shutup

guy1:so i herd you leik mudkipz allllot!!!

guy2: rages and makes a video of him having an emotional breackdown and upload on youtube

guy 2's father: you dun goofed

by VoltronLadiesMan August 13, 2010