A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.
Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?
Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.
Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.
by yenih22 July 9, 2009
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Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
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