I opt out

to all my fans I do my best to support and entertain you all but this has gone a bit far. You are all awesome people ❤️💛💙😀

I opt out

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019

I Joon You

Sentence use to express a feeling deeper than Love towards another person or a group (inspired by Namjoon of BTS, who for the finale of the Speak Yourself Tour said he wanted to express a feeling deeper than love but couldn’t find a word)

Namjoon! Stop crying! I Joon You so muchhh 💜

by Jo~ October 29, 2019

i like feet

someone who likes feet and licks feet for a job and licks feet all day for a living

mom: go outside

Kid: no can I lick my feet
Mom: ok you can go outside in 30 minutes
Kid:aaahh I got some toenail fungus ewwww!! Now thats i like feet 😋 😏 😌

by SkittelsYTLol November 30, 2020

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

I mugged this Mug

You mugged a mug. Congrats.

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021

It’s not that I don’t want to

I just can’t get there from here, metaphorically speaking

It’s not that I don’t want to.

Yes I’m talking to you Jews

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

I can’t art

When you can’t draw, paint or anything art related, you can’t art.

Teacher: Your homework is to design a poster. Remember to be creative!
You: But sir, I can’t art.

by ihaveudders January 8, 2021