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White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.
by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010
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White Trash Margarita

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also NASCARita.
Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some White Trash Margaritas on before the race.
by pdhski August 17, 2008
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White Flight

A well known bay area, California Rapper hailing from Concord.Birth name Brad Barroso JR. Also known as the orginal boss dipped in Sauce.
Mayne did you cop that new White Flight record that shit is stupid dumb n hyphy.
by Elena Carroll September 12, 2008
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White River Rafting

A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.
My girl freind went white river rafting last night.
by Schweezie_F_baBY September 18, 2010
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White House Potential

1) White House Potential is when you do something really good like having sex with a bunch of ladies or scoring lots of A+'s.

If you have White House Potential you are highly respected and you have a lot of power.. it means that you have the potential to become USA's president


2) Warm Hole Provider.

A woman who you really don't care about at all, besides the fact that she provides you with a warm hole every once in a while.
1) Nikola that just scored 5 A's and took 5 strikeout's in a row: "Oh god i rock"
Random: "yea you have a lot of White House Potential

2)So there's this chick I'm nailing, hopefully she doesn't want a relationship, because I would love to keep her as my WHP.
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black and white rainbow

When someone is unable to perceive the beauty that is right in front of them.
Unable to wake herself from her compulsive workaholism, she was stuck staring at a black and white rainbow.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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