Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore

Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

Best sexy friend day

Oct 4 the day where you celebrate your best sexy friend.

Hey do you know what today is?
No...
Its Oct 4, best sexy friend day!!!
Coo
Heres your present best sexy friend *hands over covid-19 so they are no longer the best 😈*

by Daaaaaaady March 30, 2020

friend list white out

the act of removing everybody from your friend list, excluding those of Caucasian descent

see: racist

Dennis: That's it, I'm pulling a friend list white out. Can't stand you people anymore.

Shou: Hey, have you been getting any of my messages?
Kaitlyn: Oh, sorry, Shou, I went through a FLWO recently! My bad.

by UD Collective May 20, 2014

Sis, Ma’am, Lady Friend

A compassionate woman. She is kind, generous, brave, dedicated, cheerful, gorgeous, sympathetic, empathetic, lively, fun, and strong. She will listen to your thoughts and feelings. She will help you when you need help most. She will be your support system. She will reassure you that you are better then you think you are. She cannot stand when others are sad. She spreads happiness, peace, and fun. She is the life of the party. She brings a smile to everyone’s face. If you see this girl, you will be speechless. Communicating with her gives the most peaceful and heartwarming feeling. A human doesn’t get much better then her.

“Is she nice?”
“Yes, in fact she is a Sis, Ma’am, Lady Friend.”

by nonameihavenocreativity April 19, 2019

My Respectable black friend

Away to say hi to your black friend without saying the N word

Respectable black person: yo jimmy
White guy: hello my respectable black friend

by YX_MATE January 7, 2020

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012

opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.

katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.

by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020