Gold Turkey

Extreme Indulgence, typically in the form of high intensity debauchery (Drugs, Sex and Alcohol). The opposite of Cold Turkey

Rob: "Lads, for lent this year, I think we should go Gold Turkey."
Tom replies with passion: "We will party for forty days and forty nights."

by JBrony April 14, 2020

Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)

How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.

by preciousfs November 29, 2015

turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:

"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.

by GruntPa June 13, 2019

Turkey Movement

When you move one leg to the left and the other to the right. Then gobble gobble gobble!

When Melissa came over the other night, we heard her signal her boyfriend for a Turkey Movement.

by TheGuySmiling November 27, 2014

Turkey ice

Slushy ice mix on a trail where you don’t know if there’s solid ice or grippy mud under it.

Since it’s 40 degrees out, Riley Trails is all turkey ice right now.

by mattmichielsen January 13, 2021