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Verge-Vegan

A person who is on the verge of becoming a Vegan but hasn't come to terms with it.

Love of a good steak versus the horrors witnessed in meat processing plant videos has created a "Verge" scenario. One more video may push the Verge-Vegan to becoming a full on Vegan.
Waiter-"What can I get for you"
"I'd love the filet but I'm a Verge-Vegan so gimme another minute please."
by TwistyGurl April 22, 2020
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Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.
I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.
by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015
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Assault vegan

Assault vegans are those vegans that make The fact that they are vegan The most important part of their personality.

Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.
Today was The eight time this month i was confrontes by a assault vegan.
by 404 chef not found March 2, 2021
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Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.
The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.
by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018
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Half Vegan

Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet
Would you like some of this chickenNo thanks I’m Half Vegan
by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018
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Vegan

A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
by Furker June 16, 2016
mugGet the Veganmug.

Vegan Hoe

A person who is a hoe that cannot have (suck) anything of meat product.
"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018
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