Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

dome in the paint

You are in the paint, aka eating pussy...while this is happening you are getting head, hence dome, at the same time..aka 69.

I'm getting dome in the paint,
shorty take a break,

by sinagog September 23, 2012

lay paint

a term used for graffiti. verb

dude lets go lay paint under that bridge

by ahab enok April 1, 2010

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

Paint shot

A man who is 30 % heterosexual and 70% homosexual and likes furrys

Look it paint shot

I hear he likes furrys

Yep

by Bruh name here March 6, 2021

push paint

Colleen Zahner's undefined term for paint that gets pushed.

Hey so does any one have push paint or whatever it's called?

by Swagmonster69 February 12, 2014

paint kink

aroused by paint on humans.

Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.

by @crazyxshit February 24, 2021