Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

Work shirt

Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.

Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"

Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.

by Shockey August 28, 2015

Shirt Burp

The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company

After all those taquitos, I knew I would have to resort to Shirt Burping when Katie came over.

by phicsh April 13, 2011

Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.

"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"

by BoatCrew September 24, 2011

Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

by MommyZ January 19, 2010

Dragon Shirt

A person that wears a Shirt with a Dragon on it!

A person that wears a shirt with a dragon on it and is in a group with all other people that wear a shirt with a dragon on it. There for they are Referred to as Dragon shirts.

by Shawna Patterson May 12, 2006

T-shirt

T-shirt: also know to women as a "catcher". This is a shirt often used by women after intercourse with their man at bedtime. The T-shirt is placed between the legs (usually from bikini line to butt crack). It works well and is better than sitting on the toilet "dripping" for 20 minutes after a long day.

"Baby, hand me your T-shirt and get me an after sex smoke."

opposite: Nanny's Wipes

by whitetshirtclub February 4, 2010