Poor Little JAP

Someone that isn't really Jewish, but whines about disadvantages and injustice/unfairness to try and make themself look like an underdog in life desite not actually being one in reality.

The only thing marginalized about the Poor Little JAP was her bullshit image. She was as mainstream and attention seeking as anybody could get back in high school.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.

1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....

by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020

Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

by Longfingers December 21, 2010

Poor Day Thursday

The Thursday the occurs before your Friday pay day. This can work on any day that is before your pay day, if you do not get paid on the traditional Friday.

I have nothing for lunch and I cannot order anything as it is Poor Day Thursday. Catch me tomorrow, I get paid then we will get some Jimmy John's.

by Rainbow_Cheese July 21, 2012

Poor Man's Holiday

The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.

Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.

by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011

Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022